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b137://Puppets_667#75,033,915text#70,404,336text#66,349,143textYesterday I was walking home from a calming and quiet evening at the library when, on my way out the door, I was stopped by what seemed to be a homeless man using the library's computer room for shelter. Aghast at the man's decision to interrupt my lazy Sunday library gooning, I stared blankly at him while he spoke.
"Have you heard of Mog coin"
I blinked for a moment before turning around and resuming the walk to my car. Mog coin? There's no world where I fall victim to this degenerate's ponzi scheme. As I chuckled to myself about my incredibly street smarts, the homeless junkie fuck stopped me again.
"Sir. I want to change your life. Have you heard about mog coin."
Ha! Change MY life? I'm the store manager of Anchorage's most popular Wendy's. I get offers from other restaurants on a weekly basis. I have six thousand dollars in savings and my brand new used 2020 Jeep Cherokee is almost paid off. How could this homeless disgusting freak help me? I turned back toward the parking lot and continued walking. Somehow, this wasn't enough.
"SIR! I insist. The mog coin will change your life, let me give you mog coins. Several Mog coins. you won't have this opportunity forever. If you turn away from me again I will have no choice but to allow you to make the single greatest mistake you've ever made."
That was enough for me. There's no world where I'd regret walking away from this unsightly ham human talking to me about a 'mog coin'. I kept walking.
As I approached the parking lot I heard footsteps behind me growing faster and closer. Nervous that the homeless moron had finally blown a gasket, I turned and braced myself for impact, but it was for naught. The homeless cretin ran past me to the parking lot. Great. Now I'm gonna have to watch this poor idiot piss on car handles or key someone's Buick. Oh well. If he touches my Cherokee I'm gonna kill him.
To my surprise; this wasn't the case.
As I made it to the parking lot I saw something horrifying. The disgusting and nasty ugly smelly freak whose name I never caught was getting into a beautiful Lamborghini Countach. I couldn't believe my eyes. Surely he was stealing this vehicle from someone else. I rushed over to stop him but as I approached the car I was stopped in my tracks by the sight of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in the passenger's seat. The disgusting Meat Man in the driver's seat was smiling and I was too dumbfounded to stop him as he drove away, smiling, shouting out the window "Should've bought Mog Coin, retard." By now I'd had enough. Surely he stole the car and surely he kidnapped the beautiful babe. I called the police and explained the situation, they said they'd look into it, but I'm sure they won't. After this excruciating experience at the library I took my Jeep Cherokee and drove home. On the way I heard an advertisement on Spotify that claimed something called MOG coin had just reached a $40 billion dollar marketcap. Something about the name sounded familiar, but I assumed it was just something one of the frycooks had been saying at work. Once I got home, I heated up a delicious Manwich and watched seven episodes of How I Met Your Mother. I love being me.
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