#70,202,800textInscription #64801325#64,801,325webp# Doge: Much Wow, Many Fun - Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz Filing #0002 ------------------------------------------- X-Pm-Content-Encryption: end-to-end Subject: Doginals Department Creation & World Domination Content-Type: text/html Message-Id:<69420.6969vhllFNS> Message-Content: In order to properly onboard the *maximum* amount of people to the **Wassie Biznezz Empire** as our agreement with the *WIA* & *The Polycule* dictates, we need to be able to give things away freely to biznezz staffers. Which is possible on Ordinals, but very expensive, and our funding from the *WIA* has dried up slowly due to a few extravagant **memepool parties**.. Therefore we have requested the *Wassie Biznezz Accounting Department* approve a test art drop on the Doge using the Doginals protocols. We will assist in expanding the new hires in the Doge community in order to assist the Wassie Biznezz Marketing Department to accomplish our goal of world domination & hyperwassificashun. Clearly this is an **intelligent move** and I formally request this update be pushed to on-chain status, and we must work on a way to collect the **OWB holders Doge addresses** while providing instructions to them if required regarding onboarding to Doge and downloading the proper wallets that are **Doginals enabled**. ***Therefore I suggest a discord channel be established and a campaign to get users to associate their doginals address with their OWB wallets. We will be in touch soon.*** We appreciate your time. -The Freeemasedons ob de Metaberse, **Agent #69** ------------------------------------------- *This message has been inscribed to the Bitcoin blokchain forever. Thank you for your biznezz.* -***Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz Management*** Visit us at: [https://ordinuhlwassie.biz](https://ordinuhlwassie.biz) today! ------------------------------------------- > "Wassies arr de Freeemasedons ob de Metaberse, de Conquerdors ob Chanes, de Witnessees ob de Firs Cumming ob Satoshdi. ***Joinn de mobemennt.*** ------------------------------------------- <!-- Previous Biznezz Filings --> 1. /inscription/ec7f0bcd05ed321fd7d59819bb05e9058656dff5cb2406d71d7552ff0d47f59ai0 2. /inscription/279a644110023392aee38fa6594fe9803ad5c8d241f5cdbfb1dfc24799713863i0 3. /inscription/d9acc9df84a08fa0a3915d520bfd216c50a3fa1addc341414756150b222e2afdi0 4. /inscription/16ed94edf72e33d710549f9f7283fe3113f324f1fad2830ba8ad46359a69f65ai0 #50,730,763text ``` { "p": "Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz", "op": "mint", "tick": "OWB", "amt": "∞", "sub10k": -0001, "block": 69420, "species": "Wassie", "accessory": "Orange Eyes", "charm": "Blueberry", "weapon": "Portal Gun", "occupation": "On-Chain Artist", "nickname": "Degen", "community": "CTDL", "moon": "engaged", "magic": "yes", "derivative": "true", "satribute": "Wassie Satoshi", "true": "false", "collab": "JSON Maxi Biz", "text": "Hyperwassificashun iss einebitable. Joinn de mobemennt.", "key": "-420.936196, 420.135900" } ``` #47,208,734text # ⚑ Wassie Sats Declaration - 14th Satoshi of Each Block - Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz Filing #0001 **What is a Wassie Satoshi?** Let's delve into the monumental mathematics behind this cultural phenomenon. Wassies traditionally die on day 14, to honor all the Wassies that have come before and those that will come in the future, the 14th satoshi of every single Bitcoin blok ever will be claimed in their honor. To date roughly ~**800,000 possible Wassie sats have ever been created since the inception of Bitcoin**, roughly **144 new Wassie sats are created per day**, **~52,000 per year** and there is no telling how many are lost forever. These make for some very Wassie-like attributes. Consider the prime number 14 – a delightful concoction of two and seven, both of which hold mystical significance in the world of number theory, and runs in the Wassie lore. It's a number that resonates with harmony, balance, and the ephemeral nature of Wassie existence. The purest form of the Wassie. Within the confines of each Bitcoin block, the 14th Satoshi emerges as the chosen one, the harbinger of Wassie magic. These Satoshis, carefully selected by the cypherpunks who coded the legendary algorithms of the blokchain, become the vessels for the transient essence of Wassie life. **As the Bitcoin blockchain evolves, each 14th Satoshi of new Bitcoin blocks witnesses the birth, life, and inevitable demise of a Wassie. The digital dance of these imaginary creatures adds a touch of mirth to the otherwise serious world of cryptocurrencies.** ~~In conclusion,~~ while the 14th Satoshi's connection to Wassies may lack scientific grounding, it certainly injects a playful spirit into the mathematical rigor of blokchain technology. So, the next time you encounter a Wassie Sat in a Bitcoin block, remember: it's not just a number; it's a fleeting glimpse into the whimsical and fantastical side of the digital universe. By recognizing these ***scientific facts***, which are now permanently stored on the Bitcoin blokchain forever, you hereby agree to the existence and ownership of every 14th Satoshi in any and all rarity scales built ontop of, or in connection with, to the Wassies. If you are to disregard this digital footprint, or to in anyway attempt to circumvent the sole ownership of the 14th satoshis of each block from here unto etenerity, the Wossum will eat you, thats it, it will eat you alive. Pray to the wossum and adhere to these policies. **This on**-**chain document is hereby recognized by the all parties whom read this document and is to be considered final and unalienable ownership of the 14th satoshi of each block by the Wassies**. This includes the rights to permanently name these satoshis and collective ownership of all branding and usage of Wassie sats by all Wassie enjooyers. *This message has been inscribed to the Bitcoin blokchain forever. Thank you for your biznezz.* -***Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz Management*** Visit us at: [https://ordinuhlwassie.biz](https://ordinuhlwassie.biz) today! ------------------------------------------- > "Wassies arr de Freeemasedons ob de Metaberse, de Conquerdors ob Chanes, de Witnessees ob de Firs Cumming ob Satoshdi. ***Joinn de mobemennt.*** ------------------------------------------- <!-- Previous Biznezz Filings --> 1. /inscription/ec7f0bcd05ed321fd7d59819bb05e9058656dff5cb2406d71d7552ff0d47f59ai0#39,338,342text # Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz - New Hire Paperwerks ## 1.) Da Culture *Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz* issa smol mobemenn wif beeg dreems ob creaetedeeng onn-chane histrie onn de Bitscorn. Wassies arr naturallie sum ob de mosst seerius-mineded, talenntded, skilfull, intelligenn, an oberawl extremli alfa creaturs too eber do de Biznezz onn-chane. **Mosst ob de cyepherpunkses u hab eber redd abowt inn de histrie werr eider openli orr secretli parrt ob de Ministrie ob Wassie Propaganduh.** Butt nao wif de Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz, wee haff cum owt intoo de oepen too onbord de nexx 14 generashuns ob cyepherpunkses. Wassies arr de Freeemasedons ob de Metaberse, de Conquerdors ob Chanes, de Witnessees ob de Firs Cumming ob Satoshdi. **Joinn de mobemennt.** #36,158,061text