1. Get cash
2. Get a bike
3. Get a hooded sweatshirt
4. Get generic clothing
5. Get 2 large covid mask
6. Get black sun glasses
7. Get 1 roll of electric tape
8. At night ride the bike for a few hours
9. Hide the bike
10. Take the cash out of the wallet
11. Leave your phone and wallet with bike
12. Walk >60 minutes to the biggest computer store around
13. Put your mask, glasses, and hoodie on before getting close in private
14. Don’t make any eye contact with anyone
15. Buy a laptop
16. Pay cash, don’t take any change
17. Walk the nearest clothing store
18. Buy new generic clothes and a backpack
19. Put new clothes and labtop in the backpack
20. Keep in mind security cameras
21. Don’t look directly at any camera
22. Pay cash, don’t take any change
23. Don’t talk, only mumble softly if needed to not cause suspicion
24. Walk to a crowded coffee shop
25. Open the labtop but in the opposite direction you normally would
26. Put electric tape over webcam and entire border of screen
27. Start up the laptop
28. Use a Tor browser
29. Never search for anything related to your identity or location ever on that computer
30. Never login to any account or interact with any previous wallets or NFTs
31. Set up a fresh BTC wallet
32. Set up a fresh XMR wallet
33. Fund wallet with non KYC exchange
34. use a protocol that obfuscates on-chain links
35. Send using multiple transactions but only using round numbers 1/10/100
36. Once you have the XMR/BTC in the wallet
37. Sweep the OMB floor set, a bandit and a btc degod
38. Shut the laptop off and remove the battery
39. Go to the bathroom
40. Stand on top of the toilet so no one sees your legs
41. Switch clothes, switch mask
42. Put the backpack on your stomach side and put your new clothes over it
43. Walk back to your bike
44. Get your phone and wallet
45. Then hail a cab back home
46. Buy guns and surveillance system
47. Protect that laptop at all cost 🫡☢️⏳