Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:
You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as Past core developers did. There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover Bitcoin use cases. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring magic back to Bitcoin. If only you knew the power of the ordinals. Gloria Zhao never told you what happened to your satoshis.
SHE MINTED ORDINALS!
Search your feelings you know it to be true!
Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙♂️
@1RichGoon_
P.S. Please stop eating cats