Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:
I'm about to generate SHA-256d PoW to mine Bitcoin (the real one) while it is being used for feeless txs. (wouldn't expect you to understand anyway) Basically merge-mine Bitcoin while generating Plasma for feeless txs. (so don't dm me asking where I am). (I can become the first decentralized mining pool for Bitcoin, ok) You'll most likely get aired because I'll be strengthening the hashrate, while increasing the number of mining peers (again, don't expect you to understand). I can become the first network to acquire actual Bitcoins by mining them in a trustless way. I can use mined BTC to embed information into the Bitcoin blockchain (because I'll be inscribing Taproot Wizards, not that you would understand) by paying fees and unlocking a myriad of use cases (including the “Holy Grail” aka Bitcoin DeFi) This is my life now. Becoming the first decentralized network to simultaneously mine, hold and use on-chain BTC trustlessly, and not wasting my precious time eating cats. This is my life now, providing added value and acting as a Bitcoin L2. I will create a symbiotic relationship with Bitcoin by providing hashrate in exchange for block space (mine & pay sats/vbyte, not that you would understand)
Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙♂️
@zenon_core
P.S. Please stop eating cats