'Twas the night before halving when around the world,
Miners prepare for rewards to be felled.
Degens on-chain stack UTXOs with great care,
in hopes that Runes riches will soon be there.
Bitcoin's chain marches on, tick tock, next block;
Soon one epic sat kicks off an epoch.
While artists inscribe their work onto sats,
Wizards don robes and call on quantum cats.
Bitcoin's new DeFi goes live in a flash;
Grifters sell pre-runes before they can crash.
UNCOMMON•GOODS, the only genesis rune known,
Happy Halving from a Bitcoin Shrunestone.